It's time for me to gaze into my metaphorical crystal ball again. I may be a few days behind the rest of the world (the nominations were announced on Tuesday) but I let me assure you that I have put much thought into these predictions. I definitely didn't decide to do this on a whim, find the list of nominees and have a bit of a guess... ahem. So without further ado: Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the winners of the 2008 Academy Awards!
Best Picture: No Country For Old Men
Best Director(s): Joel and Ethan Cohen - No Country For Old Men
Best Actor: Daniel Day-Lewis - There Will Be Blood
Best Actress: Marion Cotillard - La Vie En Rose
Best Supporting Actor: Javier Bardem - No Country For Old Men
Best Supporting Actress: Cate Blanchett - I'm Not There
Best Original Screenplay: Juno
Best Adapted Screenplay: The Diving Bell and The Butterfly
These things I say with the complete certainty of someone who has not seen a single one of the films mentioned. Shameful but true.
Feel free to comment with your own ker-razy predictions!
P.S. I fell down the stairs today. More on that story later.